Made in Jest.....
BBC2 - Monday 5/02/01.
Spoof historian David Oxley as part of the "We Are
History" series, presented his view of the Vikings
in the North East of England - "Our Friends in the
Norse". Despite being only a 10 minute show all the
Viking stereotypes were packed in there, from blonde hair
to Horny Helmets and back again via rape and excessive
drinking. But, and it is a big
but, it was done in such an openly ridiculous and
satirical way as to throw scorn on the existence of these
kind of stereotypes themselves, no-one could possibly
have taken Oxley seriously even for even a second,
especially after the opening minute of the show sees him
in a library surreptitiously tearing pages out of the
Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. Oxley also had a parting shot for
contemporary historians - "How do you know this is
true...?..'cause I'm a historian and I've just told you
so!" Our favourite bit - unquestionably the origins
of the name "IKEA" as a Viking war cry! So now you know....
BBC1 - Tuesday 6/02/1.
As part of the Holiday 2001 series, presenter Sankha Guha
took a cruise on a Norwegian ship, stopping off at one
point to visit the Viking Museum of Borg, in Lofotr,
where he took part in a Viking banquet. Sankha was quite
impressed, concluding that Vikings "were
sophisticated" after all. Well how about that. Old,
old news, dear boy. Displaying a certain distinct lack of
knowledge regarding Viking etiquette, Sankha then
informed one of his Viking hosts that they had not been
"very popular in England". Well, being from the
South of England I suppose he would say that, wouldn't
he?! We don't think that where I come from, mate......
Bring it back!
BBC Teletext letters page
(p.145 if you're interested) - 8/02/01.
A certain SW of West Yorkshire argued that democracy was
dead in the United Kingdom, and that it was time to
"...bring back the Kingdom of Jorvick (sic). The
Vikings had a real democracy". Absolutely. SW,
you're our kind of guy/girl (delete as appropriate).
A right loads of balls
FourFourTwo football magazine, 2001. FIFA
decided to include this little gem in their "Brief
History of the Football" advert, a rather lame
attempt to encourage footie fans to shell out for a FIFA
approved ball. FIFA are apparently concerned about the
rising tide of racism in the game, and obviously figure
that using sad, offensive stereotypes will somehow help
in the war against sad, offensive stereotypes.
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